Dinker Bell

In the past two days I have seen two completely different cars in two totally different areas of the city drive with their indicators on not even remotely close to turning. The first culprit drove past at least three exits on the link with his LEFT indicator on. Which i find more ironic than anything as the exits are all of the right hand side. I mean he or she could have driven the rest of the way home before they noticed that their "dinker", as my mother refers to it as, was on.... I exited long before they did but I could see that little yellow light flicker as I headed off and they continued onto what I assume to be either Toronto... or the other direction. The second was today as I drove home from the doctors office.
Some people just should not drive. I'm not saying that I am a perfect driver, but I've lasted nearly four years without so much as parking ticket.... well I do, but its not because I was illegally parked - it was a misunderstanding at the townhouse complex I live in during the school year - COMPLETELY not my fault. Regardless, I'm still amazed at some of the stupid things that people try to pull off while driving.
I'm in awe of the audacity of some individuals when they drive. I guess it just keeps me on my toes when I'm driving. I hope all this boasting about my fabulous driving skills doesn't result in an incident....